tastetate:

dirk-strider-rider:

camiekahle:

themooncakethief:

marcelxo:

Satanic Leaf-Tailed Gecko

Dragons

SATANIC OMG

I want one, I shall name him…Gex

It’s Spyro though.

That’s a nice photoshop you got there. 

Very well done, I almost believed the wings were real.

My parents gave me a Gandalf action figure for Christmas. Best parents ever, I love them so much right now it’s not even funny. 

rinacat:

irish-hugz:

aqualuxury:

A lush hour-long housey, swingy, electroswingy, boompty kinda musical treat!

I FREAKING LOVE THIS

Look at the Alpaca with the Hat

Reblogging this again because it’s been a while and it don’t mean a thing without that swing.

ponywithafez:

lady-digby-chicken-caesar:

stepharooni:

superboyfriends:

ethelindi:

Everyone probably knew this was coming.

#i legit CRY at this commercial #it actually makes me CRY #boom-dee-ada-boom-dee-ada #i just love the fucking world okay? #sobbing now

I JUST HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS ABOUT THIS COMMERCIAL

I was just thinking about these commercials and how I wanted one on my tumblr, and now here it is!

Awkward confession time: whenever I feel like the world is shit and I can’t keep dealing with it, I watch this and/or read about cool science things to remind me that it’s not all bad. 

The first episode of my play-through of Pokemon Emerald Version. Go to my YouTube channel for more episodes.

Best Movie Ever

I want to make a movie where the first hour goes like your average romantic comedy; a clumsy, awkward guy meets the girl of his dreams and slowly woos her, but some other guy also tries to court her but he’s a huge jerk. Then, the last 45 minutes or so hit. Then the movie goes fucking insane. Suddenly, there are zombies in the streets. Rednecks and soldiers fight them in hordes but the battle goes hard. The jerk turns out to be a Lich King who raised the zombies and the main guy discovers he is a cyborg/transformer and they have an incredible battle Matrix-Style while zombies and soldiers kill eachother and helicopters and tanks and motorcycles and explosions and then Chuck Norris shows up to help the main but the jerk/Lich King resurrects Andrew Jackson and they all four fight and then the whole movie explodes and the credits roll. 

2SPOOKY.

Not sure what to title this, but it’s a tree, the sky, some other trees, and a flower pot on a wall being reflected on the surface of a pond. The reflection gradually fades, revealing the dead leaves at the bottom of the pond. I flipped the image vertically so that the reflection would be upright from the viewer’s perspective. 

thenoobyorker:

There Once Was a White Whale Who Tried to Speak to Humans
Alexis C. Madrigal, theatlantic.com

Parrots are good mimics, but a whale might actually have something to say.

This record­ing appears to be a bel­u­ga whale named NOC try­ing to imi­tate human speech. NOC was cap­tured in 1977 and became a part of the Navy’s Marine Mam­mal Pro­gr…

Douglas Adams was on to something with the falling sperm whale in Chapter 18 of The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, “Ah … ! What’s happening? It thought. Er, excuse me, who am I? Hello? Why am I here? What’s my purpose in life? What do I mean by who I am?” [video]

Too often we forget that intelligence does not necessarily mean tool use. Dolphins and whales have no need of tools. They very well could be just as intelligent as humans.

What’s going on ?
Could this be my understanding
It’s not your fault I was being too demanding
I must admit it’s my pride that made me distant
All because I hoped that you’d be someone different
There’s not much I know about you
Fear will always make you blind
But the answer is in clear view
It’s amazing what you’ll find face to face

-Daft Punk, “Face to Face”

andrewkurbiko:

Felix has landed safely from his jump from the stratosphere!

Can we just take a moment to appreciate the SCP Foundation?

The SCP Foundation is both a fictional organization and a sort of general name for the group of collaborative writers who invented it and contribute to the universe it inhabits. The Foundation’s purpose is to seek out and contain paranormal or otherwise anomalous items and beings to protect humanity from the sheer weirdness of the universe. Thus the organization’s motto; Secure. Contain. Protect. They call these anomalous objects SCPs, standing for the motto and for Special Containment Procedures.

However, the Foundation isn’t exactly the knight in shining armor. They also seek to understand the anomalous things they’re collected over the years. They use human test subjects, recruited from death-row prisoners, in experiments of more than questionable ethics. These test subjects are referred to by the Foundation as ‘D-class personnel’, and their exotic and frequently painful deaths are a casual occurrence. 

The Foundation does not submit to any government, nor any law or rule besides their own conscience. They operate under the cloak of secrecy, routinely wiping the memories of witnesses. You don’t apply for a job at the Foundation, they find you. 

In reality, there’s a website called the SCP-Wiki where many many many writers work together to create a kind of fluid canon of the SCP Universe. ‘Articles’ are written detailing the nature and containment procedures of various SCPs the Foundation has captured over time. Some of the writers are more famous than others. All contribute to the whole. Essentially, it’s the largest horror story ever told. Not that all SCPs are scary. Some are just weird. But holy shit some are scary. I highly recommend reading if you enjoy creepy-pasta. If you think you’re good enough, you can join the wiki and attempt to write your own SCPs too. I did.